We are the parents that are going to gloat that our newborn is sleeping through the night. However, rather than saying it has anything to do with our amazing parenting skills, we are going to say it is 100% pure luck (and having a great baby helps). Or Maybe it was the immunizations the other day (back off people, we only got a couple of them instead of the rounds they suggest)? Maybe Maeve is getting a cold? Maybe she has some crazy sleep disorder? Maybe whiskey on the gums really works? Maybe the sun and moon are in alignment for the summer solstice thing? Maybe Charlotte fed her some Tylenol PM? Maybe she is sick of hearing us talk baby talk to her and she is just pretending to be asleep? Maybe Maeve enjoys her dreaming of playing with her dad so much she just doesnt want to wake up? Maybe she is the next Dali Lama? Maybe a wicked witch broke into our house and put a spell on her? Whatever the reason she slept last night from 8pm until 6:50am. Yes, that was a gloat. Yes, you can hate us. But not too much because we are certain we just jinxed ourselves.
PS Some stats from Maeve's recent Drs visit:
11.5lbs
1foot, 11 3/4 inches long
IQ of 190
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