Soon to be 31

Mom's birthday is tomorrow May 25th. Soon to be 31. Only 4 more hours before she gets one year older! Dad is planning a huge extravaganza! Have you ever seen the Sweet 16 show on MTV? Dad is going to throw a sweet 31 party for mom! There is going to be a grand entrance with Mom coming into the party riding a camel. Then she is going to be carried in by half naked buff men carrying her on their shoulders. She will of course be wearing a super expensive white dress and white fur coat. Just like P Diddy. There will be balloons and searchlights and a guest musician. Dad is going to have Katherine McPhee from American Idol come sing since she is going to get voted off tonight (she will need a job). Its going to be great. At the end of the party dad will get on the microphone and announce the new car of her dreams that she is getting for her birthday. Its not going to be like on the show with a Mercedes or Hummer...Mom will get the minivan she has always wanted! If you are reading this and you haven't received your invitation I am sorry. I had to be very selective with who was invited since this is only for the coolest people. Don't worry the paparazzi will be there taking lots of pictures.

In reality mom will be at home with Charlotte. Dad will be at work. There might be a card and a present and if she is lucky some cake and icecream. Maybe even a streamer or two. Lets face it 31 just is not as exciting as we all wish it would be. Abigail and Oliver are going to the groomer on her birthday so that is sort of like a present in itself. Im sure Charlotte will give to mom her usual gifts of dirty diapers and spit up. So lets all wish Mom a happy 31st birthday tomorrow.