Monday, July 31, 2006

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How did dad survive Old Orchard Beach with all those kids?
By drinking daily as much and as often as possible By pretending he was invisible By hiding in his room all day pretending he ate a bad clam By lathering himself full of sunscreen on the beach every day in the 100 degree heat By enjoying every kind loving word his wife said to him over the weekend By playing with Charlotte on the floor while she ate random items left overs from old motel room guests By saying "there is no place like home" and clicking his flip flops together Ambien. Lots of Ambien. By escaping to the "pier" with the guys any chance he got

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