Scientific Genius

CHILDREN'S INSTRUCTION MANUAL: Page 543 section 8 paragraph 2: Photographing Your Children In A Group Setting. Simply sit the children next to each other, ask them to face you, have your children provide a wide smile. If this does not work to retrieve a smile, simply ask them to say the word "cheese". You may need a favorite toy or to make a silly face to get their attention. Snap your photographs.

A favorite toy or silly face? Even with 4 adults jumping and screaming we could not get all 4 children to face us at the same time. Dad has 49 pictures to prove it and is submitting a scientific theory to be published by his friends at Harvard titled "The Electromagnetism of Cameras and the Effects On Groups of Children Under The Age of Four". Toddlers brains produce magnetism, like a simple household magnet. When combined in a group setting they produce a small force field. However the electromagnetism of a 35mm digital camera introduced within a 20 foot radius causes disruption to the force field, acting similar to placing two positive magnets together. They try to repel each other. The brain of one of the toddlers does the same thing, causing the face of the child to turn away from the camera. Repeated scientific testing has proven this.






It is an amazing phenomena.

Charlotte and Maeve had a blast playing with cousin Liam and Chase. Maeve loved all the attention and soaked it up like a sponge. She really enjoys being the center of attention.





Violet Beauregarde: Mother, what's happening to me?
[continues to turn purple and starts to grow]
Grandpa Joe: She's swelling up!
Charlie Bucket: Like a blueberry!
Willy Wonka: [to Mrs. Beauregarde] I've tried it on, like, twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
Mrs. Beauregarde: But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?
Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair!
Charlotte and Liam went blueberry picking. Once Charlotte realized where she was her face lit up! She couldn't stop eating them. Liam thought she was going to end up like Violet Beauregarde and ran to her aid!






Wait Charlotte! If you keep eating those you will turn into a blueberry! I will save you!!




Blueberries are a super food!