Quiz answers

So the correct answer to the quiz is E. Dad is So tired he fell asleep mid day in the car during his lunch break. It was a quick nap, but he is lucky he woke up! To some extent I guess C is also the correct answer...Dad is ready to start a dad only fraternity since hell week can't be much worse than 6 months of sleep deprivation. Dad really likes this idea...the problem is most of his friends don't have kids. He will still let them pledge Lambda Krappa Diaper but he would have to alter the pledging process for them.

Sure hell week would consist of the same sleep deprivation for the dads and non-dads, but he would also throw in things like making the non-dad pledges wipe the exploding diaper poop off the babies using nothing but one quarter of a wet wipe...knowing fair well that they will end up with more poop on their hands then on the wipe. Then things like making them hold a 10lb bag of potatoes with one hand and making a bottle with the other hand in under 1 minute while blindfolded to simulate the dark. Of course all during hell week the pledges would have to listen to nothing but crying babies playing on the stereo all while memorizing The Very Hungry Catepillar and Brown Bear Brown Bear, What Do You See. Once they complete this they are in. At that point they get the Lamda Krappa Diaper T-shirt and are officially brothers.