Party Girl

Charlotte celebrated her third 1st birthday party on Saturday. She is beginning to think she should be having parties every weekend. This is probably not good behavior to instill in a daughter. I just picture her now in high school. Mom and dad leave for a night and a full kegger is raging at our household. Drunk high school kids throwing up in the bathtub. The football team doing funnels of beer from the 2nd floor down to the first. The home coming queen upstairs with her hair caught in the bathroom door. Her friend having to cut it off to get it out of the door. All because Charlotte wants Jake to like her. I can just see her now saying, "Dongers here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, I'm like a disease."

If at this point you have no idea what I am talking about...thats ok. It just means you are old. I'm sorry but you are. Hey it happens to all of us including Charlotte. If you did "get it" please leave a comment so we know you understand our sense of humor.

We want to thank everyone for coming to Charlottes party. If you didn't get invited that's because of a few reasons:
1. We don't know who you are so we couldn't possibly invite you. Thanks for stopping by the blog. Next time send us an email or leave a few comments for us.
2. We would have loved to invite everyone but we didn't want people to feel obligated to come to a 1 year olds birthday party. Lets face it. It's not that exciting unless you are the parents.
3. Mom's cake was so good dad wanted to keep as much of it for himself as possible.
4. Jack Daniels is really not a great kids gift.
5. You have too many children.
6. We wanted to give people time to save for really good gifts the second year.

Here are a few pictures. Mom made the frosting for the cake herself. It was very very delicious (but note the mess).